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How did we get our name? Ermn, oh the Lord Angel Jumanji came down and granted us with this amazing spell. Ever since we've been blessed with all number of special skills. Tom Wicks for example, can see in the dark. Richard Wentford can throw a javelin and can lift. He can also lift car stereos but we wont go into that now... anyhow enjoy the site its the best in the world


We are the Pirate Hat lads, W and Twix (and Fox). This site is exists for us to put random shit on that we love or hate and you will enjoy and visit regularly. It is in its very early stages at the moment and we have a lot of work to do before it is ------ and we will be updating it so come back and check our new shizzle.

 theres loads of good stuff like on the about page and photos.........mmmmmmmmmm

 

Oh Springy, Springy, He used to be alright but hes a scummer now!

Go to custom page for the tiny corkboard link

Guess the lyrics:

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling,
way down in the valley tonight.
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye,
and a blade shining oh so bright.
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in sky,
and A killer's on the bloodshot streets.
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising,
Oh I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter,
He was starting to foam in the heat.

C'mon its EASY, EASY, EASY

Rockbusters:

Guess the name of the artist from these clues

Bill's mate is not very good at poker, he always has a bad hand dealt. Initials: BF

The bakery assistant spills colouring agents on the bread Initials: D

4bowls will not be attending the Sheffield United game as he has his priorities wrong. He will be dealing in his date rape drugs and planning his next 'Valentine's Plan'

Recent News Developments in the 4 bowls life story

4 bowls was being bullied all day in the Study Centre and in a sulk. Rumours emerged about alleged sexual activities including fellow members of the animal community while in a drunken state.

V Norwich

The pies were amazing. Best steak and kidney I have ever eaten. The match was amazing too. From 2-1 down we won 3-2. A great performance for the golden boys. Springy got the winner which sent us all into raptures. Seriously, every Watford fan went mental. It was a good atmosphere at the end, everyone singing.

Also, got a chance to check out the inbreds in what can ojnly be known as the farmer's version of WalleyWorld in Hemel. They all looked the same (only jokin).

On an eventful day, Wentford aquired the nickname "four bowls" after venturing up to the chinese buffet 4 tinmes, each with a full plate then saying that he was still hungry at the end. What a fatty. Finally, comin back from Norwich station, we saw a psycho goth dude who did an air guitar solo whicle waiting for the train. The music he was listening to was hardcor and fairly saduidtic, with the words "DEATH, DEATH included (as 4bowls heard) 


da old skool longdean website. check it out- its antique


Did you hear about the punch drunk Japanese fella, who's father has got dysentary?

He was a slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, come on up, its bobsleigh time

Would you lick a dog for a tenner?


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