Q & A with the Deputy Editor

Richard's inspiration is Mr. Motivator, he is working hard to offload some of his flab, although he admits he will never be truly like his idol. Although Richard cannot be physically similar to the big guy, Richard is trying to emulate his fashion sense by wearing similar 80s clothes. Richard is proud of his hairstyle. His look is the 'ginger geek' and has a long lost brother, similar in appearance at the same school.  He works, cleaning school where the money earned fuels his outrageous eating habits. His Dad gets tax relief for the burden of feeding the 5,000 (Richard). Due to his obesity, he finds sport difficult, in particular, snooker wheere he often gets thrashed by Tom. Upon a recent visit to New York, Richard admitted to difficulty with the alphabet, often describing the letter T as 'a straight line with a flat line at the top of it'.

Wentford facts

• Height 6 foot
• Weight 20 stone
• Place of Birth: Berlin
• D.O.B 2 August 1988
• Religion: Buddhist

Guess the lyric to win one of five cans of Branston Baked Beans in my cupboard:

"The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling,
way down in the valley tonight.
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye,
and a blade shining oh so bright.
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in sky,
and A killer's on the bloodshot streets.
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising,
Oh I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter,
He was starting to foam in the heat.

C'mon its EASY, EASY, EASY